Too much snow

Bob and his wife live in Toledo, Ohio.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Bob's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..........." then the electric power goes out.

Bob's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do." Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplow can get through?

With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Bob says,

"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
From J Barry

Last day of school
It was the last day of school and all the children brought gifts to their Teacher.

Amy whose father was a florist put a huge bouquet of flowers on the Teachers desk.

The teacher thanked her profusely.

Donna, placed a big box on the Teachers desk and the Teacher knowing her father owned a chocolate shop smile and said I can guess what is in the box, is it chocolates? Donna smiled, blushes and nods her head.

Little Johnny put a box on the Teachers desk that had a wet spot on the side, well the Teacher knew that Johnny's father owned a liquor store so she smiled and said to Johnny oh my, is this a bottle of whisky?

Johnny said no Teacher.

The Teacher runs her finger over the wet spot and tastes her finger and smiles, Oh Johnny is it brandy?

Johnny said no Teacher.

The Teacher frowns andruns her finger in the wet spot again and tastes it and says then I am sure this must be sherry. Johnny said no Teacher again.

In frustration the Teacher says to Johnny then what is it?

Johnny smiles proudly and replies, a puppy.
From Denise McKinley